Things more likely to happen in Key West Part 1

It all started out innocently enough

Yesterday afternoon Christina and I mixed up a couple of roadies and walked over to Duval St. to do some window shopping and watch all the tourists stumble around. We’re only a block away, but it when we get there, it feels like a different city. It’s amazing the difference between the ‘Duval Key West’, and the ‘Not-Duval Key West’. It was Labor Day weekend (Well technically still is as I write this), so the island was abuzz with people down for a long weekend vacation, and we figured we go get our share of entertainment.

Christina was looking for inspiration and costume parts for her halloween outfit, so we weren’t completely aimless in our journey. The costume she’s trying to come up with is ‘Blind Mag’, a character from Repo, the Genetic Opera. I doubt most of you have seen it, it’s kind of a the Rocky Horror of this decade. Anyways, Blind Mag has these bitchin’ goth outfits, so I suggested hitting the Leather Master store right off duval on a little side street.

I knew before we even went there that it was probably the real deal as far as fetish leather shops go, but I’m not afraid of that stuff, so in we went. Yikes! I’ve been into one adult sex store in my life, Fairvilla up in Orlando, and I thought I’d seen it all… Well apparently not!

My eyes!

I won’t get too graphic here, but if you can imagine the largest scariest dildo in the world, then drop acid for a month while watching David Cronenberg films in a dark room, and then imagine that dildo again, you might get close to some of the things we saw!

Anyway, I’m impressed, and scared, and mentally scarred, but still OK with it.. haha. As long as no one approaches MY ass with one of those things, we’ll all be copacetic, savvy? Live and let live I always say.

The leather room was less shocking, and closer to what we were looking for. They had all sorts of cool hand made leather kilts, bras, pants, shorts, harnesses, whips, cuffs… you get the idea. Christina did find a sweet corset that would work if only it was all black instead of leopard print.. spray paint perhaps. Unfortunately it was pretty expensive.. in fact all the stuff was, the leather gladiator kilts ran around 300 bucks! But to be fair, they were very well made.. and likely to offer years of reliable service when you get that job as a Gladiator Stripper.

And then…

We wandered by the counter and I heard.. ‘hey! I recognize you!’ coming from the back of the shop where a big burley guy was crimping steel studs into a large scary looking piece of black leather. I looked around me nervously, wondering who this guy was talking to.. Christina looked at me like she was about to learn something really scary, and I looked back at him, speechless, worried, and still convinced that I’d been mistaken for someone else yet again.

“you know, From the pharmacy!” Oh crap, it sunk in.. this guy was my Pharmacist! HAHA. I recognized him finally. If he’d been wearing the white smock I’d have gotten it right away. I guess fetish leather craft and pharmacology go hand in hand.. as if there was ever any doubt.

Only in Key West!

If you’re looking for some serious Leather pants, rubber skirts, fetish toys, dildos, videos, testicle cuffs, fantasy fest costumes,anal enema kits, ass trainers, or anything of that nature, I highly recommend a trip to Leather Master.. I have a feeling we’ll be back in there before halloween comes…